Cashew

I'm not normally one for New Years Resolutions. I find the concept of an arbitrary calendar change over as meaningless as using your 18th Birthday to mark maturity in terms of legally being able to kill yourself in numerous ways. As such, I find New Years Resolutions as I used to when I worked as a lifeguard...great for business in January and February before they die off.

I am one for lifelong goals though, but I accomplished none of them last year! As such I have to have a resolution...

Peptides, opioid peptides to be exact, are chemicals produced naturally in the body through rigorous physical activity such as intercourse and exercise. Acting as a opiate agent the peptides are released during the aerobic stage of physical activity and act as subtly and addictively as caffeine or nicotine. A hidden drug, an accepted norm, a lesser legal form of heroin. No prescription necessary, no dealer to meet, just ten minutes on a bike and your fix is in. Ask any doctor they'll even say they...

One snowy winter day, a little girl named Jessica was getting ready for a trip to the mall. She was particuarlly excited because she was going to see Santa, and Santa didn't know it yet, but he had it coming. For the last year, Jessica had a planned agenda for this meaning *(Granted Jessica was only seven and had no idea what the word agenda meant), but she was intent on calling...

Time for part two of my year in review! I left off this summer with me in the Eye of the Vortex. But there's a major thing I spearheaded last February that I never mentioned (mainly due to character restraints that are now removed yay Streetz!).

The Monthly Card Contest
Ah the MCC, gotta love it. I get the most criticism and praise from this sucker. Usually the complaints are about how I choose entries and why I always pick the same people. Well, this is my time to say a...

Once upon a time there was a village full of mice. They were good mice, a clean folk that one might say were hardworking and honest. The only problem the mice had were the next door village of rats. All the mice hated the rats because they were lazy and caused problems.

Little did the mice know that an even greater problem than rats was coming their way. For...